News released last night has revealed the real reason the NHS is the shits. It isnt the way the hospitals are forced to mimic the buisiness models of commerce, nothing to do with the way staff are paid in vials of mrsa virus, the underfunding, the lack of beds, the empty wards, the mixed sex wards or any of the countless other afflictions too numerous to mention. No. It is in truth a stark reality that the nurses are fully trained and "unleashed on the public" at just 10 weeks. Less time than it takes to learn to drive a car. Or to put it another way, spends about a TWENTIETH of the time a schoolchild studies for a GCSE in Cooking. Probably. Not their fault tho is it, and so although we here at deliciouslyevil like to keep our finger on the topical pulse of the world to bring the hottest news From around the globe To your frontal lobe, may we wish all our new student nurses Good Luck over the coming weeks and may life thrust a huge thermometer of success in your sphincters.

And especialy to you
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