...is without doubt Quote of the Week. I shall endevour to use that line as much as possible.
Well dear reader, today is your last day of lie-ins for a considerably long time. All of us here at deliciouslyevil send our sincere best wishes and for extra insurance, crossing our fingers. Which is making typing dificult but fun, try it.
Zoidberg found a flat he has. Small place in streatham. You must pop by next time your in the smoke. Compact? yes. All mine? yes.
A friend has asked if a kiwi friend of theres can stay for a few days. AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH when will it end. I dont know how Elrond put up with it. "Welcome to Rivendell". Yeah, to their faces, then hed slope off to the kitchen and curse himself with yet another jumbo scotch. One more week dear reader.
Poland is tryna get me to send off my cv to Minnie fucking Mouse so I can be number two. Thats how desperate they're getting. A pleasant thought untill I start to think of all the cox etc Id have to be "pleasant" too. Still, what fun it would be eh? Rising at 6am, sorting out other peoples whiney petty little problems, tryna comunicate with Rizzo and Claude (come on, thats a good one), constant blocked toilets and people looking down on you for taking the stairs. Yey that sounds fun, fuck knows why you left. Oh yeah, and having fuckin zebras stare at you and get fondled by pharos. No thankyou. Im perfectly unhappy as I am thankyou very much.
Good Luck tommorrow. Dont forget your dinner money, take some pens and a ruler. and some tissues in case it's sad. Send my love to Brighton, tell her I shall be back soon.